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guguria:

Okay, I’m sorry, but this has been bothering me for a while….

“plum·met/ˈpləmit/
Noun:  A steep and rapid fall or drop.”

but in order to fall, you first have to be high up, right?

HOW DOES A WINGLESS DOVE GET HIGH UP?

The dove without any wings doesn’t bother me, the metamorph-dinosaur doesn’t bother me, the fact the dove and dinosaur can both talk doesn’t bother me… but the wingless dove somehow falling makes me throw my hands up in the air. I HAVE A LIMITED AMOUNT OF BELIEF SET ASIDE FOR SUSPENSION, AND THIS EXCEEDS MY LIMIT.